Who am I?

Just a few thoughts when I saw this paper sitting on the printer (for days... did he need it??):

Grass jelly is one of his favorite foods. Is it even real food? Try explaining that to your teacher.

"Asain" grilled pork?

Run a mile under 7 minutes? Me too.

He states that he wants to try lettuce and plums. Lies. There have been plenty of opportunities.

"I think it is important to stay healthy so your body doesn't break down or anything on that line."

I agree 💯