This is a funny (and true) story of what happens when you attempt to put your kid(s) to sleep. I know I can relate. Download the audio for FREE and have it sent to your Kindle (if you have one) or download it to your computer. If you download it, I think you have to install some crappy third party software to listen to it so you're probably better off searching YouTube for it. It's only 6 minutes long and the best part is that it's narrated by Samuel L Jackson.