Jacob's ridiculously hard class assignments

Jacob comes home exhausted everyday from school. He's so tired that he falls asleep anywhere. On the floor. In the middle of the hallway. Sometimes with his jacket and shoes still on. Poor guy. What's going on? Is third grade really that hard? The answer is yes. Yes, it's fucking hard as shit.

So I looked through his school work and the first problem in his packet was the following question. I was like, I got two different answers. This question is bullshit. I need more info! Only with help, did I get the right answer. A grown ass man like myself had trouble with this question, just imagine how difficult it is for a third grader.

Then the second question. Ugh. I stared and stared. What is it?? Damn you Glorbs! I give up. This is ridiculous. I feel bad now because sometimes I lecture him regarding his homework, simpler ones, where he doesn't "think" and gets them wrong. Now I know why he got it wrong. His brain is fried after school with these insane questions.

Are you smarter than a third grader?