November is also known as Movember. During this month, the goal is to grow a mustache and bring awareness to men's health (prostate and testicular cancer). I have never tried to grow a mustache ever in my life (mainly because I don't think I physically can) but this was the perfect time to try. So I stopped shaving at the beginning of the month and was on my way to growing a nasty, pubescent 'stache.
The kids eventually noticed my growing facial hair and that's when Andrew said:
You're so spiky.
I'm trying to grow a mustache.
Oh, you're gonna look like a man.
I AM a man!
No, a cool man. But not like breezy cool. You know, cool.
(shaking my head)
Apparently I'm not cool or a man to Andrew. But he's right. I look utterly ridiculous. This is what you call a faux-stache. And it had to go.